the family business

*doesn’t touch blog for weeks* *comes online and reblogs a few things* *loses five followers* okay then

Entitled
Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist: Why?
Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist: And?
Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist: Touche

greenglassesandmarvel:

aeon-fux:

halaalpussy:

justinbaeber7:

nelliotstabler:

yanceygirls:

gang0fwolves:

" it’s just a joke, relax! "

" you’re all overreacting! "

this is someone’s fucking daughter.

if you think anything about this is ok because it’s ” just a joke ” you’re a seriously disgusting individual. 

twitter normalizing pedophilia 

Im gonna fucking throw up

thats a child….. she literally look 5

This is the most disgusting thing i seen in a while she look 5 how can u be attracted to and/or joke about doin bad things with her. How is this funny.

Not even 5. Try 3 or 4 y’all. THIS IS A BABY. This is not funny in any way. This is pedophilia. This little girl probably can’t even spell her name and she is being exploited for twitter “jokes”. THIS IS FUCKING SICK. If you’re active on twitter, please report this shit if you see it. This is unacceptable. 

this disgusts me that a person would even think that let alone post it to the internet

You mean… this look?  (x)

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

lav3nd3rsky:

IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant

lav3nd3rsky:

IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant

ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

deadjosey:

noodleweight:

catsgomeowalot:

my new favorite gum

what the fuck.

the dream

deadjosey:

noodleweight:

catsgomeowalot:

my new favorite gum

what the fuck.

the dream

the-fandoms-are-cool:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

you are the most evil person

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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drhanniballecter:

drhanniballecter:

Is Hannibal a tv crime drama or is it a horror show or is it a cooking show no one knows

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Someone knows

ihaveanarmarda:

gingerelfandpuppydwarf:

janietimelady:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART IN ALL NINE EPISODES

and martin is cracking up in the back ground

i love how sherlock just takes the entire door off

tsuki-nekota:

The Bunker Games: Where Sam hates his life

(That’s binary for “ur dumb” by the way)

sluttyoliveoil:

nothing is as disappointing as reheated fries

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this


friendly reminder that u r cute'